Uncle Bogler’s Dog
Watson: But the dog did nothing in the nighttime!
Holmes: Au contraire, Watson. The dog farted and snored continually, until I was obliged to lock it in Mrs Hudson’s pantry, where the confounded creature whined and scratched until daybreak.
Watson: Ah, my dear fellow. I had imagined that was you at the violin…
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