Uncle Bogler awoke this morning to find he had been transformed into a giant insect….
Apart from an old blue shirt he sometimes puts on over his T-shirt and under his inner jumper (he has two) for when he needs to look smart, he has been wearing the same, mostly black, mostly unwashed clothes and muddy brown boots since Christmas.
Uncle Bogler would therefore like to thank all his loyal Spammers for their support and advice over the past 12 months, but accepts that he has, for the time being, run out of H-tags.
Auf wiedersehen, pets.
Herr Professor Doktor Ernst P von Bogl (By Appointment)