OMG, that’s the end.
I just got back after five days when I haven’t had any internet, thanks to a doofus from British Telecom who accidentally disconnected my line on Wednesday evening and went off-shift, leaving me to report a fault to Orange EE, my shit service provider, to whom, believe me, you do not want to report a fault on your line unless you have all day and a screwdriver.
There were three new Comments in my inbox, that Arkwright the WordPress Spammeister had let slip through the net, as they were so clearly genuine messages of support, helpful advice and Birthday good wishes.
Epecially the one from a five-line email address that began: Vaginal Tightening Creams@… who are Following me… Oh. My. God!
Luckily, no-one has fallen into bed with me even by mistake for several years now.
But if they do, I shall be careful to ask.
– Uncle Bogler, back with a bang!!!