STOP THINGY
Friday 13 Mar.: Trump has declared a national State of Emergency.
Aw shucks, and he was doing so well….
QotW #1
Observers said the speech, in which Trump gave the sense of resisting a foreign invasion (he has banned all flights from most of Europe), struck a strange tone. David Litt, who wrote speeches for Barack Obama, said: “As a former presidential speechwriter, my careful rhetorical analysis is that he’s gonna get us all killed.” (Guardian) The BogPo’s take on his ‘strange tone’ is that he appeared to be reading out a prepared script in his sleep.
QotW #2
“The process of developing a vaccine is one that is not that quick. So we go into phase one. It will take about three months to determine if it’s safe. That’ll bring us three or four months down the pike and then you go into an important phase, called phase two, to determine if it works. Since this is a vaccine. You don’t want to give it to normal healthy people with the possibility that it will hurt them … So the phase of determining if it works is critical. That will take at least another eight months or so. So when you’ve heard me say, we would not have a vaccine that would even be ready to start to deploy for a year to a year and a half, that is the timeframe.” – Top US epidemiologist Anthony Fauci explains patiently to a congressional committee why Trump is a big fat liar.
QotW #3
“We’re about one El Niño and a recession away from disaster.” – Granny Weatherwax. (See below)
Corona v. Us
Update: Wednesday, 11 Mar., 7 pm: cases 125,086; deaths 4,590; recovereds 67k. Italy put on 2.3 thousand new cases in one day and has over 820 dead. China however has only 36 new cases since yesterday, 24 outside Wuhan.
Updatier: Thursday, 12 Mar., 9 am: cases 126,519. (Slowing down?) deaths 4,637; recovereds 68k. 4 pm: 129,854 (Speeding up?), x 4,751. World stockmarkets dropped off the cliff again today in the wake of Trump’s unconvincing appearance and poorly implemented travel ban. Trading in New York was suspended again as the 7% limit was almost immediately reached; The FTSE was down 10% at 4 pm., the Dow 8%. Airline, travel co. and bank shares all plummeted by around 16%; The pound was on the floor at $1.26 as investors rushed to buy bonds or gold.
Updatiest: Friday, 13 Mar., 11 am: cases 136,253; deaths 4,992; recovereds 70k. China has only 21 new cases overnight; Norway goes on lockdown; UK 798, x10 – about 300 new casesovernight. Baris Johnson warns, be prepared to lose loved ones (perhaps 10 thousand ‘undiscovereds’ in Britain); Italy passes 15,000 cases, with a thousand dead. Western stockmarkets rebound again after yesterday’s new record falls. Canada’s first family in quarantine after Sophie Gregoire Trudeau tests positive.
Quick 6 pm catchup: 142,897, x5,375. Italy put on 2,500 more today, 1,200 dead – the USA has just on 2,000 confirmed cases but testing remains minimal and kits in short supply. How do you know you qualify for a test without a test? Fingers are being pointed inside the White House at Trump deliberately suppressing testing to keep his ‘numbers’ low. He tells the nation he has no idea what goes on in his administration.
- China’s index patient, the first known case of the novel coronavirus, has been traced back to mid-November, at which time the regime apparently decided to keep quiet about it. It would have been kinder if they had warned us. Might their inaction qualify as a crime against humanity?
- An ‘unidentified’ UK cabinet minister is reportedly in quarantine, after coming into contact with infected Health under-secretary, Nadine Dorries. This is outrageous. High-profile public figures with the disease MUST be identified, if only for the sake of public confidence that our leaders are all in this with us. It is also essential for contact-tracing that we know who these people are, where they’ve been and who they’ve been meeting – they meet a lot of people.
- Rumor has it that the ‘billionaires’ are fleeing to their high-security compounds, taking private doctors and sophisticated medical equipment with them. Interestingly, although we boomers were considered the main target of The Blob, it’s the wealthy politicians and celebrities who are looking vulnerable, owing to their extended social networks. Since Tom Hanks and his missus caught it in Australia, those currently suspected of harboring the virus include Ivanka Trump, Jair Bolsonaro, actor Idris Elba and F1 champion, Lewis Hamilton.
- You’d think it would be simple. The government could at least facilitate the additional production and distribution of what are now household essentials like hand sanitizer and thermometers. My local (big) supermarket has been out of hand sanitizer for the past three weeks and shows no signs of being able to restock. My online order of a small pack is two weeks overdue for delivery. Amazon just cancelled my order of a basic thermometer with which I could monitor myself, with no explanation. I’m having another go, but don’t hold your breath. Ooops, sorry.
The EU is unhappy that France and Germany have imposed their own export bans on face masks, and is politely requesting a little cohesive solidarity from member states to spread the containment measures around more fairly. The UK’s freshly appointed Chancellor, perhaps chancer would be a better title for this millionaire ex-Goldman Sachs junk bond dealer, Rishi Sunak has produced a dispiriting budget, steamrolling our carbon reduction targets but throwing £30 billion he hasn’t got at coronavirus measures, whatever that can produce at such short notice after years of attritional spending cuts.
China: Southampton university researchers find that “Sophisticated modelling of the outbreak suggests that China had 114,325 cases by the end of February 2020, a figure that would have been 67 times higher without interventions such as early detection, isolation of the infected, and travel restrictions. But if the interventions could have been brought in a week earlier, 66% fewer people would have been infected.” (Reporting: Guardian)
Lebanon: Lebanese nationals abroad have been given just four days to get home before the airports and ports close, along with all street cafes and restaurants. Cafe life is absolutely core to the functioning of Lebanese society, so what they will do when they get back, your Old Uncle can’t imagine. The country defaulted on its debt this month and the economy has gone belly-up, so another round of the civil war looks on the cards.
Thailand: dozens of urban-dwelling monkeys have been videoed in the city of Lopburi, brawling over a single yoghurt pot as the sudden disappearance of tourists has left them without the food scraps they’d learned to depend on. A queue had formed at my local supermarket here in Wales by 8 am today, and by the time I arrived 11 hours later there was one can of baked beans left in the beans section, and no pumped hand soap dispensers. I managed to secure the last bottle of their more decent budget 5-year-old Scotch. Luckily I did most of my panic buying before last year’s missed 31 March Brexit deadline. It’s still in the cupboard. Cupboards….
Wales, UK: among the now 19 cases in Wales (22 more overnight Saturday) is a patient from Caerphilly who has not travelled abroad, nor come in contact with anyone who has, the Guardian reports. Another one! With the enthusiastic backing of our GP, we ask, given that there was no general test for this thing before it was identified in a Chinese lab in December, and the similarity of its symptoms to other coronaviruses, how long might it have been out here, hiding in plain sight?
Uncle Bogler writes: I’ve just had an email through from AXA PPK Healthcare, offering me a quote for health insurance…. Thanks, I’ll get back to you.
Air of unreality
They just don’t get it, do they.
This morning out walking Hunzi in the warm spring sunshine, avoiding contact, we passed the recreation ground, where a bunch of about 150 proud parents were jumping up and down, cheering on their infectious little darlings, all gathered together in a tight huddle on the touchline of the soccer pitch, oblivious to the global pandemic beyond and the millions who may die.
Such gatherings may not actually be banned, but it’s not as if they don’t know, surely by now? It isn’t a fucking reality TV show! They will take their newly acquired virus home with them and pass it on to their parents and grandparents, and then be sad and angry and confused when mam and tad, or mam-gu dies, gasping for air.
For fuck’s sake wake up, people, this is real! Unless you just want the money and the house.
And here am I, continuing blithely to rehearse my part/s in a play to be performed in May, without any degree of certainty or assurance whatsoever that we shall have an audience, voluntary or legal; or that one of us, or all of us, might not be out of action – temporarily for the younger ones, maybe permanently for the director and the First Old Loony (me).
I spent some time yesterday performing in vastly well-paid roleplay situations, playing a dying cancer patient for a class of NHS junior doctors hoping someday to become oncologists. It felt like good practise, although in a curious echo of my GP’s amused reaction last week, they seemed to find the whole coronavirus thing a bit of a hoot and don’t believe a word of it.
So I’ve just gone and ordered a new laptop. Hope springs eternal, as they say. You’re only young once.
The madness and the pity
The USA is rattling up the corona board today, Wednesday 11 Mar., almost catching Germany, with 1,109 known cases and 32 deaths (at 7 pm GMT). Trump has shifted his focus of interest away from his cot mobile to the Mexican border again, where he says immigrants are bringing in ‘foreign’ coronavirus (© Stephen Miller) and he must build bigly an instant wall to save everyone. As of just now, Worldometers shows, Mexico has 8 cases and no deaths.
As for his ‘a million test kits by the end of the week’ promise – the one that followed ‘there are test kits for everyone who needs a test’ promise of the previous week, so far only 75,000 have been produced, this time to the proper WHO formula, not to a recipe made up by Martha Stewart, and distributed to health authority labs, probably one in most states. A Chinese philanthropist has offered to send half a million kits to the US, as a gesture of goodwill. Satirical git.
Trump himself has been showing real leadership on this issue, going around shaking bare hands with eager crowds of MAGA dumbfucks, hobnobbing with Trumpsucking pols and sneezing post-teen incel neo-cons – not stopping to wash – letting people know they’re welcome to carry on doing whatever, going to work – and refusing to have the test. (Whatever happened to ‘I’m a germophobe, I couldn’t have touched those Russian prostitutes’ pee-pee?) Obviously, he would want his test kit to go to a little old lady in Duluth. ‘No, Mike, save her, I’ll be okay…’
Buzzflash website speculates that Trump’s maladroit handling of the crisis is not madness, or idiocy, but sheer malice and naked ambition – a deliberate policy to allow the disease to spread through the millions of untested and uninsured Americans to create pools of infection, boost the numbers and provide the right cause to declare a rare federal state of emergency, if not martial law, suspending the November elections – possibly indefinitely.
- buzzflash.com/articles/p5ev8xxllv10o5qgedlf2boozsnzi3
Oh. now he’s declared a state of emergency.
The Blob vs The Thing
“Our White House and the presidency have been taken over by a gang of imposters and interlopers. These imposters and interlopers carry in their minds a sick, neofascist political philosophy, which is always waiting in the wings, looking for weaknesses in our representative system of government, watching for an opportunity to grab the reins of power and take us all down a path that must inevitably lead to an end to our republic as we know it, and, as a result, a hell for both the U.S. and the rest of the world.”
Thus James Rogers Bush, writing on BuzzFlash today – www.buzzflash.com/articles/a-majority-of-americans-are-now-at-war-with-a-form-of-neofascism-coming-out-of-the-white-house
Is it inevitable?
Two ideas that emerged from Italy in the last century – fascism, and the mafia – are closely linked by crude, antidemocratic authoritarianism, a top-down tribalist structure demanding of total loyalty and obedience to the plots and grandiose delusions of the leader, a love of faux militarism and the trappings of power, the collusion of the Christian church and Big Business, the Othering of outsiders, the exciting bullying of the weak and a total disregard for the lives and wellbeing of those unconnected with the project.
Both have been successful in recent years in infiltrating and undermining the worlds of business, media and politics while operating their criminal enterprises below the radar, growing and benefitting from widening globalization in what has become an international criminal conspiracy now emerging into plain sight, disguised once more as blinkered popular nationalism.
It will be interesting to see how a pandemic disease – The Blob – that, in its own way, is as unconcerned with the individual, as ruthless and crude as any Trump or Bolsonaro, Duterte, al-Sissi, Aliyev or Xi – as devious as a Putin – will either promote or derail the neofascist, mafioso manifesto, as it scythes its way through the world’s population.
There will, inevitably, be concordance. Leadership through the crisis will have to come from the top, inadequate to it though ‘the top’ may be. It will involve stratagems and arbitrary ordinances, blunt exercises of State power and control that might seem like dictatorship – may, indeed, even be, or become, dictatorship. Once conceded, rights are hard won back.
One thing is for sure. The bling-encrusted satrapy of these insentient powermongers will be scuttling right now to the imagined safety of their remote bunkers, their trophy wives and personal groomers, their chefs and private doctors, their armed guards, their van Goghs and Jeff Koonses, behind blastproof doors, as if they imagine Edgar Allen Poe was joking, bearing with them the lurid reflection of their own inevitable mortality.
Old Bogler’s almanacke
March could be a good time to catch up with all those household chores….
GW: as if that wasn’t bad enough….
We should remember, wherever they are reporting from, whatever on, there is weather. And not all of it is very helpful…
Egypt: “A rare and very dangerous deep cyclone and frontal system is forming over Egypt and the Middle East today, expected to result in extreme amounts of rainfall for the region and likely lead to dangerous and damaging flooding. Today, satellite imagery indicates a massive sandstorm has developed along the moving cold front in southern Egypt, spreading across Sudan. The sandstorm will also spread towards the east, into northern Saudi Barbaria and Israel tomorrow (13 Mar.)” (severe-weather.eu)
A state of emergency was declared ahead of the storm, which has already brought severe flooding to parts of the country. Streets in poorly-drained Cairo were under a meter of water Thursday. Schools, public offices and some air- and seaports were closed and train services suspended. 5 people are known to have died.
Mauritius: A very large and potentially violent cyclone, Invest 91s is organizing in the southern Indian Ocean, off Madagascar, reports severe-weather.eu. It’s moving away, towards the outlying islands of Mauritius, where it could do “significant damage”.
Police in the Solomon Islands report that 2 people have died and 6 are missing after heavy rain triggered a landslide on Guadalcanal. Flooding has blocked or damaged roads and bridges on Guadalcanal and Malaita islands. (Floodlist)
Zambia: has been severely affected by flooding. Hundreds of sq km of land are underwater and thousands of homes affected. Following floods in January, the UN says food security is a serious concern. (Floodlist)
Iran: “The UN says that an estimated 24,000 people have been affected by flooding in the south-west of the country since late February.” (Floodlist)
Tunnel approaching….
Earth: While we’re all mesmerised by the rapid spread of novel coronavirus Covid-19, the collective known as Sam Carana at Arctic News has just determined that, on their enhanced scale, taking 1750 and not any year between 1850 and 1900 as the starting point, plus a few other improved parameters like where it’s measured and how high up, and how to sensibly account for missing data, the Earth passed through the Paris upper safe limit of 2 degrees of warming last month and is headed for 3 degrees next year.
A more detailed analysis of the numbers would not go amiss, guys. For instance, we could use a deep plunge into the following statement:
“a steep temperature rise could result from a decline in industrial activity that is caused by fears about the spread of a contagious virus….”
Yep, the old removal of the ‘global dimming’ problem that you get when you clear the air. Trump’s travel bans should do it.
In other words, we’re about one El Niño and a recession away from disaster. And indeed, such an analysis is separately available via a link to: arctic-news.blogspot.com/p/crossing.html
The question I suppose being – I know it’s pointless asking it – is the fragmenting network of the world’s increasingly polarised and isolationist governments obsessed with maintaining electoral advantage up to the task of tackling coronavirus and global heating simultaneously?
Silly question, really.